Thursday, November 22, 2007

Please welcome.......

The White Noize Blog Jam's official....

DOUCHOMETER!!!!!

Here shown with no reading.....a water reading.....no signs of douchosity.



The douchometer will be used henceforth to rate all manner of things encountered on the Blog Jam.

For example, the previously mentioned Sprint....here is Sprint's reading on the douchometer....



As you can plainly see, the meter is pegged.....HIGH levels of douchosity....pretty much straight up vinegar....signs of any "high quality H2O" are not obviously present.

Sprint has officially clipped the douchometer....in it's debut on the Blog Jam.

CONGRATULATIONS, Sprint!

3 comments:

Frenchy said...

Douchometer reading is climbing... old posts are BOOORINNNGG!! The whole point of having a blog is to... well... to BLOG, ya jackass!

Frenchy said...

Wow. Over a month without a single post.

Great blog.

Doucheometer is pegged.

Frenchy said...

This is the best blog ever!