Thursday, November 22, 2007

Please welcome.......

The White Noize Blog Jam's official....

DOUCHOMETER!!!!!

Here shown with no reading.....a water reading.....no signs of douchosity.



The douchometer will be used henceforth to rate all manner of things encountered on the Blog Jam.

For example, the previously mentioned Sprint....here is Sprint's reading on the douchometer....



As you can plainly see, the meter is pegged.....HIGH levels of douchosity....pretty much straight up vinegar....signs of any "high quality H2O" are not obviously present.

Sprint has officially clipped the douchometer....in it's debut on the Blog Jam.

CONGRATULATIONS, Sprint!

Monday, November 19, 2007

I'm a Romo-sexual!!!!!

I'm beginning to realize that this blog gets updated around once every few weeks....which means I'm not doing enough interesting stuff.....hmmmmm.....I'll have to do something about that......one day.

The most recent "cool thing" on the agenda was the Redskins @ Cowboys game - 11/18/07 at Texas Stadium - 5th row.....at the endzone that T.O. decided to visit THREE times!!!!!


Two classic lines I heard yelled by rabid Cowboys fans at the game:
-"I'm a Romo-sexual!!!!"
-"I've got 3 words for ya....'How 'bout them Cowboys?!?!?!?!'"

OK....."I'm a Romo-sexual"?!?!?!?!?! Is that a good thing...??? Does that involve the blue & silver or all colors of the rainbow????
And the "3 words"......that one speaks for itself.

The game was a nail-biter!!!! There was pre-game tail-gating....

Pyro....

Half-naked chicks.....

And some football.....


But the end result was as expected......


This installment's WNBJ Corporate Rant: Northwest Airlines.....if you dick me around, the LAST thing I want is some sort of voucher for more of your shitty product......if a BK Whopper puts me in the E.R. with food poisoning, I don't want the "King" bedside with a coupon for a life supply of burgers.....call me crazy, but I doubt my stomach will handle it!!!!!

Speaking of a good rant now and then....and just good all-around reading, I highly suggest a blog by a good buddy of mine and avid motorcyclist (and fellow audio dude), Frenchy...check it out at:
http://frenchysrant.blogspot.com/

Go STARS.....3 to zero over Team Hollywood tonight......6 to 1 over the Avalanched the other night!!!!! YEAH!!!!! What up, Sherold?!?!?!?!

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Welcome home....to Texas....?????

With the ESPN Breeder's Cup show in New Jersey complete.....in the rain.....real rain....east coast rain.....argh, the memory of it alone makes me stutter....I am finally home for a while. No pictures of said event as I was in no mood to take pictures.

I arrive back in San Antonio to find the weather just perfect - a rarity down here. To take advantage of it, I decided to hop on the faithful steed (still no nickname) and hit some of the killer roads that the Texas Hill Country has to offer. My only mistake in the endeavour, was my choice of riding partners:

THIS.......


Plus roads that require this sign:



Equals: only ONE opportunity to see this:



Yeah good ol' Dave and his Hayabusa - which apparently translates from Japanese roughly into something like "crotch-mounted-missile". If the Japanese had made their military vehicles as well as they build a rice rocket, we would all be eating sushi and drinking sake right now - and not by choice.

But it was a good ride - including some tasty frito pie in Wimberley - no charge for the bees. I have a saying about bees........the Devils' River crew (DR's) knows it well.

We headed home on what is called the "Devil's Backbone" - which is a fine metaphor for it.....unless you are riding behind Dave and attempting to keep up.....in that case it would more aptly be called something like the "Wrenched Sphincter".

Either way, it was a great time and Dave helped me refine my speed skills in the sweeping corners - which as long as you keep the sticky side down is a good thing.

Well, now Spurs season begins - so we'll see what that brings around this year.

My corporate rant for today (of which I've decided to display here on the blog jam) will be directed towards Sprint. And this particular rant will be short and sweet......Dear Sprint, You SUCK. The up side to this edition's rant is my new iPhone - from AT&T.

Bite me, Sprint.

Monday, October 22, 2007

The "Hip" Happened!!!!

Well, the "Hip" happened....and it was sweet.


Some tailgating....pre-game.

And the show....with a camera we probably weren't supposed to have in the club:


Interesting....the lights are red and white....just like the Canadian flag....coincidence???? I think NOT!!!!!

And Zooby and his girlfriend had some drinks.....proof:


Well, working now - in New Jersey....yippee (sarcasm). But I did get to head over into the Pocono Mountains to visit where my grandmother used to live....and it is just GORGEOUS out here right now:

It was great to get out to where I was lucky enough to spend a bunch of time as a kid - a bit of a reality check, really. Everything seemed so much smaller than I remembered it.....the street, the house, the church, the town....everything. Growing up sucks.
Well, this installment ends on a somber note....maybe something cool will happen worth talking about soon......like a STARS win....YEAH!

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

The "Hip" tomorrow!!!!!!

Tragically Hip are in the radar scope - tomorrow in Austin - FINALLY!!!!!!





My buddy Kevin Zrubek (aka "Zooby", aka "#9") has been trying to get me to one of their shows for a couple years now and I will finally make it!!!!! He is a Red Wings fan....which we will try and not hold against him.

I'm sure the trip will provide for some fun and mayhem for the Blog Jam....keep posted for pix and a recap - I can't wait!!!!!

Oh yeah - the Dallas Stars won in overtime tonight!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jussi Jokinen is the shiznit in a shootout!!!!

The "Blog Jam" begins...

Here it begins.....the epic that shall be "The White Noize Blog Jam".

I imagine much of what appears here will be, to some, just white noise...but hopefully someone will find it interesting.

In this case I will be "White Noize" when referring to myself in the 3rd person...and I'm not sure how that began. Anyway, that is one of a couple nicknames that I have received in my years...one of two that have stuck - the other being "Marco Polo", which came from my years of playing water polo in high school and college.

I was christined with "White Noize" more or less by my good buddy and business partner Lance - who was given the nickname "Aye Won" by yours truly. Both of these nicknames refer to our line of business which happens to be audio work - mostly for television broadcast...sports, mostly. Here's us at work - in the same TV truck....freezing.....it's a funny story....trust me!


Lance is the one with the long hair....and the pink took....hey, wait a minute....he hasn't been gay this whole time and not said anything, has he?!?!?! Heh, kidding Lance.

So, the most wonderful part of my life is called "Anna" - my beautiful wife. She is the best! She puts up with my crap, so she has to be! Here she is!


Pretty, ain't she?!?!?!

Another person who will come up often in my "adventure" will be my best buddy Mike...aka "DICK"....nicknamed for obvious reasons...which will reveal themselves over time. Here he is with his wife Jeannie (aka "Dickette")....and yes, his finger is stuck like that.

Another duo that will show up often I imagine is "Mom & Michael"...here they are - dressed up for a night out with me and Anna.

And the most beautiful inanimate object in my life....no nickname for it yet....we'll have to work on that.....enjoy:



Well, there's some background....for starters....not Hemingway, I admit, but it's a start. So THERE!
Updates will be sporadic, I imagine....but stay tuned!!!!!