Thursday, November 22, 2007

Please welcome.......

The White Noize Blog Jam's official....

DOUCHOMETER!!!!!

Here shown with no reading.....a water reading.....no signs of douchosity.



The douchometer will be used henceforth to rate all manner of things encountered on the Blog Jam.

For example, the previously mentioned Sprint....here is Sprint's reading on the douchometer....



As you can plainly see, the meter is pegged.....HIGH levels of douchosity....pretty much straight up vinegar....signs of any "high quality H2O" are not obviously present.

Sprint has officially clipped the douchometer....in it's debut on the Blog Jam.

CONGRATULATIONS, Sprint!

Monday, November 19, 2007

I'm a Romo-sexual!!!!!

I'm beginning to realize that this blog gets updated around once every few weeks....which means I'm not doing enough interesting stuff.....hmmmmm.....I'll have to do something about that......one day.

The most recent "cool thing" on the agenda was the Redskins @ Cowboys game - 11/18/07 at Texas Stadium - 5th row.....at the endzone that T.O. decided to visit THREE times!!!!!


Two classic lines I heard yelled by rabid Cowboys fans at the game:
-"I'm a Romo-sexual!!!!"
-"I've got 3 words for ya....'How 'bout them Cowboys?!?!?!?!'"

OK....."I'm a Romo-sexual"?!?!?!?!?! Is that a good thing...??? Does that involve the blue & silver or all colors of the rainbow????
And the "3 words"......that one speaks for itself.

The game was a nail-biter!!!! There was pre-game tail-gating....

Pyro....

Half-naked chicks.....

And some football.....


But the end result was as expected......


This installment's WNBJ Corporate Rant: Northwest Airlines.....if you dick me around, the LAST thing I want is some sort of voucher for more of your shitty product......if a BK Whopper puts me in the E.R. with food poisoning, I don't want the "King" bedside with a coupon for a life supply of burgers.....call me crazy, but I doubt my stomach will handle it!!!!!

Speaking of a good rant now and then....and just good all-around reading, I highly suggest a blog by a good buddy of mine and avid motorcyclist (and fellow audio dude), Frenchy...check it out at:
http://frenchysrant.blogspot.com/

Go STARS.....3 to zero over Team Hollywood tonight......6 to 1 over the Avalanched the other night!!!!! YEAH!!!!! What up, Sherold?!?!?!?!